Enough sexual innuendos for a whole R Kelly album

Disney may have owned the Cyrus family for a quite a while, but there was one member in particular it was very obvious that they didn't. Trace Cyrus, the singer and lead guitar player from Metro Station seemed to have no family values at all, which was made obvious in the 2008 song "Shake It." It starts out seeming like any other innuendo-filled teen pop song with the line

"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door

Your body's cold, but girl, we're getting so warm"

Okay, so we are implying the intent for sex. I never thought it would go this far though. Not from a Cyrus.

"And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside."

Holy shit. 

The song then continues to ask what you would do when touched, and demands that everybody "Shake it." Apparently the young men of Metro Station get exactly what they were looking for, as the hero (?) and herione (?) of this song are now in the bed, but their clothes are lying "right there."  

The worst part is that this song hit double platinum by the end of January 2009 and actually hit #10 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. 

No. The worst part is that the song is so damn catchy. But don't let it's fun beats fool you, Abu Dhabi, you'll be wishing we had never sent this one over. 

- Rebecca