...because it's too easy to put the obvious ones in the box. This one can't escape for long, though, and is a prime example of the requirements of what needs to be sent to Abu Dhabi forever and ever and ever.
That's quite the freeze-frame image for Youtube to select. However, the Naked Cowboy does have one thing in common with the song and artist that have been selected - both are displaying their junk in public.
Nickelback, in my mind, is everything that is wrong with music today. Boring, uninspired, mind-numbing lyrics. Cliches out the ass. And, of course, they think they're the greatest thing in the world. If you disagree, they'll try to set you straight (note - I can't find the footage right now of Chad Kroeger attacking that dude for saying to his face that they suck, but as soon as I do, it'll be posted here).
Anyway, Rock Star isn't their only bad song:
That's right - they've made more than one shitty song! In fact, I'd be willing to bet if you looked through their catalog, you'd find nothing BUT bad songs. I hope you have warmer weather clothes, guys, because Abu Dhabi's climate is a bit different from Vancouver.
Then again, it doesn't matter where we ship them, because it looks like we're not the only ones with this opinion:
Ladies and gentlemen, the first full catalog to get packed away - Nickelback. See ya, guys. I almost wish things had ended on better terms...for you at least. These terms are perfect for us.
-Matt
The world is full of bad music, and it's about time that someone comes along to isolate it all to one location - Abu Dhabi. Meet nine NEPA 20-somethings concerned with the direction that music is going in, and are hoping to put a stop to it before it gets out of hand.
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