Five O'clock in the morning is the perfect time for sexism.

5'O Clock Tpain, featuring Wiz Kalifa, sampling Lily Allen.  What do you know? A perfect storm of things I cannot stand. Submitted for your approval, the worst song burrowing into my ear drums currently.

I am not sure what is worse, Lily Allen's annoying voice, or the equally annoying autotune, or maybe the fact that this song is so sexist, but yet teenagers and yes grown ass women are smitten by this song.  Let me break it down for you all.
                 Once upon a time there was a young gentlemen, He works at a bar/ is a pimp/ maybe just a rapper, maybe just a club rat who knows.  Enter the lady in this story, she stays home, per the song, all the time.   While he goes out and does his thing.  I guess she doesn't like having to stay home, as she keeps texting him that she is horny? and that when he gets home, rather if he comes home early enough , Oh yeah he's going to get some.  But later on in the song she gets mad, at him staying out all knight, and begins to doubt his fidelity? I guess.
                 Enter Lily Allen's sample. which in the context of the song makes no sense, and reminds me a bit of a poor man's version of this.

Not the same mind you, but the town is similar. This does not sound like some broad left at home while her man is out working/ having a good time.  Nor does she sound all that horny?

Back to our fairy tale of sorts.  So in any case, he is reading her texts, and ignoring them, and she is getting progressively more mad, but still willing to give up sex? i guess in an attempt to get him back home.  But alas, all these girls at the club are holding him up, but they are too drunk to go home with.  All he can think about is his lady fair sitting up in his bedroom, naked, but wearing one of his chains.

Enter Johnny autotune, aka T-pain, talk about a talent-less fuck I have had just about enough of.  Even I get a good laugh out of the t-pain App, however That is all he is, clown shoes.   He is the icing on the cake on the death of music. in any case he sings? his little schpeal, pretty much reiterating the aforementioned story line.  Lets face facts, hes been auto tuning the crap out of this song from the start, so here comes WIZ.  to tell his version of this stupid ass pointless tale.  He's drunk, drives home from the club, which closes at 6, but like a gentlemen, he left at 4:30am.  Finally could get away from the drunk girls there. He comes home, she's got only his shirt on that he left at her house, and she even left his iphone charger plugged in.  So shes asleep,  I guess she gave up on getting some tonight.  But don't worry, now he's horny and hes going to get some  from the floor to the dresser., because "The Sun ain't the only thing coming up" this morning.

Lastly, all she has to say at the end of this fucked up version of sleeping beauty, is " damn babe you woke me up", really? after sleep molestation from your drunk ass fuck buddy. That's all?  Last I checked women, did not deem it to be sexed up without their consent, and Ladies don't text a guy, who is too busy with other women begging for sex. So to Abu Dhabi with you.  Perhaps by sending you away reparations to the setbacks on women can be made.
ANOTHER THING I am sick of seeing this song be quoted on Facebook.  Which brings me to my next post, but that is for another time.

Adios Amigos

-Angie